caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

doedrops:

please do not yell at me im a nervous dumb girl who is just trying to survive

surprisebitch:

pure horror

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

sitcorn:

doctors HATE her! local farmer puts one of her apples at the hospital entrance every day. the doctors can’t enter. the city is without medical care. patients are dying

thurdsay:

im so annoying kiss me

passion:

it’s a bird! it’s a plane! it’s ………………………..slime man

kotersu:

Awaken

kotersu:

Awaken

donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

kingofbastille:

ohhhhh look at me i’m a straight teenage boy and i feel the need to jump and touch the doorframe every time I walk through it

Practice your vertical

Ball is life

appr-eciate:

can i get 6281937366328$ for new clothes please