kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

clelusional:

when you meet a girl who literally reminds you of trail mix:

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swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

lvysaur:

sometimes i see a post on my dash and im like w/e then i see it 5 fucking times in a row and fall into the hands of capitalism and reblog it

snapchatting:

congratulations u won American Idol here is your pat on the back

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

unclefather:

when i’m famous i’ll remember that you unfollowed me

prayforprada:

i would so do this too

I LIVE !!!!!!!!!!!!