fafaya:

THIS IS A PROBLEm ON MY MATH HOMEWORK AND I GOT KICKED OUT OF CLASS BECAUSE I STARTESD LAUGHING SO HARD I WAS CRYING

fafaya:

THIS IS A PROBLEm ON MY MATH HOMEWORK AND I GOT KICKED OUT OF CLASS BECAUSE I STARTESD LAUGHING SO HARD I WAS CRYING

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

some restaurants are so wild. today i went to the washroom in one and they were playing a winnie the pooh audio book. isn’t life amazing.

cokeflow:

foxnewsofficial:

hey science side of tumblr there’s a load of blood in my ear what’s up with that

it’s bleedin

redbikeprince:

i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before

redbikeprince:

i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before

trait:

trait:

trait:

THERES A FLASHMOB GOING ON IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS MALL

no wait its just a public zumba class

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life changing

kaltlyn:

"we can get mcdonalds on the way home"

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thisgirlgames:

"Why are you so upset? It’s just a video ga-"

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unfollovving:

WHEN THE GIF RESTARTS IT LOOKS LIKE THE LEAF IS SPIT OUT AND THEY ARE EATING IT AGAIN

unfollovving:

WHEN THE GIF RESTARTS IT LOOKS LIKE THE LEAF IS SPIT OUT AND THEY ARE EATING IT AGAIN

lordoftheswag:

"food’s ready come downst-"

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dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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samepugs:

same

samepugs:

same